War is Back on the Menu
The shooting war with Iran reheats, trade war with Europe, and U.S. allies prepare to defend their territorial sovereignty against a hypothetical U.S. invasion...
The tenuous ceasefire in the Middle East has fallen apart, as the U.S. strikes Iran following Iranian attacks on several ships in the Strait of Hormuz. Expect rapid vertical and horizontal escalation as Iran has re-retaliated launching numerous ballistic missiles and a barrage of one-way attack drones at Bahrain and Kuwait. The President has announced his intent to ‘hit them hard tonight’ as CENTCOM planners prepare for a ‘heavy response’ package.
At the same time, the President has announced a desire to cut off all trade with and tourism to Spain, calling the country ‘a wasted cause’. Not content to upset just one major ally, the President has renewed calls for U.S. ownership of Greenland.



